1. I was going to tell a joke about sodium, but Na.
2. Two scientists walk into a bar. "I'll have an H2O," says the first. "I'll have an H2O too," says the second. The second man dies.
3. Atom 1: "I think I've lost an electron."
Atom 2: "Are you sure?" Atom 1: "Yeah, I'm positive."
4. A photon checks into a hotel. The clerk asks if he needs help with luggage. Photon replies, "I dont have any, I'm traveling light."
5. There are 10 kinds of people in this world. Those who understand binary. And those who don't.
6. If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the precipitate.
7. I've been reading this book on anti-gravity and I just can't put it down.
8. What did one sister chromatid say to the other? "Stop copying me!"
9. My friend Power has been super stressed at his job because his boss keeps making him work over time. (P=w/t)
10. Don't trust atoms. . . .they make up everything.
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